he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Just cropdusted the office
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Randomize
