i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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