so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i barfeds in our rink
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
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And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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