Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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