i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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