Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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