who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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