Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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