Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Vodka?
Forever.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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