Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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