At least make sure they are 18
Why
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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