How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
