I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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