I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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