Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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