the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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