I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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