that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
