He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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