I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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