I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
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So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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