Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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