id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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