This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
