Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I deserve to be covered in dicks
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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