i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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