it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
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Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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