this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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