No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Farmville is her only friend.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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