it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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