conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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