it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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