You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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