***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
we're chasing vodka with high fives
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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