If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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