Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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