just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Its about making memories worth repressing
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I have fence marks all over my body
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.