So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I need water and some morals
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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