I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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