she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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