we have officially lost it.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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