Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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