Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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