Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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