I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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