Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Someone came in the potted fern
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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