I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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