who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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