I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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