And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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