i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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