I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Randomize
