Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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