In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Randomize
