My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he wants to bone in the snuggie
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize