so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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