Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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