You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
...so i touched it.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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