Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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