school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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