i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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