This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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