I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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You need Xanax blowdarts
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
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Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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