so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
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I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
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okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Come on in and take your pants off
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